Kitchen chit chat

Here’s a transcript of a conversation I overheard on Friday whilst the boys were in the kitchen washing up:

Luke: Oh my god Ellis, just wait till you get to secondary school.

Ellis: Why?

Luke: Just because you won’t know what to do.

Ellis: What do you mean?

Luke: Well, girls.

Ellis: Girls? Have you kissed one?

Luke: Der! Yeah course I have.

Ellis: Really? No you didn’t.

Luke: Course I have.

Ellis: On the lips?

Luke: Yeah.

Ellis: Have you tongued them?

Max: I kissed a girl

Luke: Oh yeah, of course tongues.

Ellis: Really?

Luke: Yep, but it’s got to be a good friend, you only ask one of the girls that you’re close to.

Ellis: Who are your friends? You’re not close with any girls!

Luke: Yeah I am, and you kiss them and give them a cuddle afterwards.

Ellis: Do you?

Max: I did, I kissed a girl.

Luke: And then you ask to see their boobs and then they ask to see your balls.

Ellis: Really?

Max: I kissed a girl.

Luke: No, not really but the kissing bit’s true.

Max: I kissed mum.